A New Law...

So, I'm watching TV.  And there's yet another crappy commercial on - some woman is shopping at a mall, and she sees her car get towed away.  Whatever will she do!?

Oh, wait, no.  There it is.  Whoopsy daisy!

Flash the logo for State Farm Auto Insurance.  Because, you know, in situations where nothing has actually happened, State Farm Is There.

Seriously.  It's time for a new law.

Whenever a crappy commercial is aired that is mind-bogglingly stupid or pointless, the commercial should be put on trial.  If the commercial gets enough votes, the makers should lose their film-making rights.  Preferably, they should also serve some sort of prison sentence.  And not one of those nice prisons, either.  I want to see the commercial guys leaving prison with all sorts of gang "tats", cornrow haircuts, and a perpetual scowl. 

Actually, let's extend the law.  Anyone that produces agreed-upon crap and garbage should suffer the consequences. 

I'm looking at you, Uwe Boll.