...and the winner is...

So, the Shlesbian won the Scavenger Hunt.  I really can't believe it was finished - I thought the picture of Hitler smiling would be impossible to find.  And Jesus fan fiction?  What're the odds?

Also, I'm amazed that not only are there penguin recipe pages, but a whole website devoted to the eating of penguins.  Granted, it's a joke site, but still!  Great minds must think alike, eh?

Well, as promised, she wins a prize.

Shlesbian, you win negative ten dollars!  Congratulations!

So, um.  I'm gonna need that money by tomorrow.

...yeah.

A Scavenger Hunt!

Hey, dear reader(s).

Bored?  Need something to do?  Have no fear!  Because Dave is here for you!

It is time for the first annual Crazy Newt Scavenger Hunt.  Big prizes are to be won (maybe, but probably not)!  All you have to do is find the items listed below, and reference them in your response e-mail.  Should be easy enough, right?

Feel free to tackle it next time you're bored, or debating suicide.  Just, don't be a douche and make your own website, filling it with these items, just so you can finish the list.  That'd be lame. 

And nobody likes lamers. 

The List

1. A functional recipe for how to cook Penguin.
2. A limerick involving dragons.
3. A picture of Adolf Hitler smiling.
4. A map of an ancient city
5. The first Calvin and Hobbes comic strip ever published
6. Jesus Fan-Fiction (bonus points if it contains Twilight references!)
7. A "how to" video where the host curses, swears, smokes, or drinks. 
8. A picture of a kitten or a dog wearing at least three different articles of clothing at once.
9. Advice on how to train a squirrel.
10. A google-maps screenshot of Gray's Papaya (any location, but it must be visible). 

I'd be amazed if someone finishes this.  I'd really like that picture of Hitler.