A future novel...

A line that needs to be in whatever book I eventually write:

"I had two imaginary friends in my lifetime.  And they both committed suicide, because they told me I wouldn't leave them alone.  Well, actually, only one technically committed suicide.... I supposed I pushed the other one.  It was an accident, and I didn't realize the building was that high up.  Oh, well, no real loss."

"Right," said Carter.  "They were, after all, imaginary."

"What do you mean?" Asked Ryan.

"Well, they were imaginary.  So they weren't real."

"Oh, they were real.  I just imagined they were my friends."