So, I started counting the dimes and nickles in my change dish. I have something like twenty two bucks in nickles and dimes. I think this is awesome, and I told Kittens today that when she comes to Victoria, I'm going to pay our cabby in dimes.
"here, sir. Here's your cash. And, here's your tip. It's in a baggy - no charge."
Kittens basically told me that if I do that, she'll be sleeping on the couch. Or getting back on the plane.
I think it'd just be fun. Especially if I counted out the nickles and dimes, one by one. And perhaps lost count halfway through.
"Thirteen fifty... thirteen sixty - hey, when did I cut my hand? Oh, shit. Where were we? Damn. Um.... ten.... twenty.... thirty..."
Or, even better, pay him while driving. The fare starts at around 3.50, I think. So, I hand him the cash, and every time the fare meter goes up by ten cents, drop another dime in his lap. I mean, how can he even complain about that? I say it's pretty considerate, on my part.
I do want to buy something using only dimes and nickles. Way back when, I was silly, and would get embarrassed doing something like this. Nowadays, I say, why not?
I kinda want to count my pennies, and use them to buy penny candies. Because it's fun being just so dang literal.
I think you mean YOU'LL be sleeping on the couch...not me
ReplyDeleteGeez. I better get a comfier couch, then.
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