There Are Two Types of People in this World...

Those who like hockey

... and fucking hippies.

Summer is the worst time of year, because all the ice melts, and we're stuck watching baseball. The way I see it, God only invented Summer so that he could get stuff done, because from October till April he spent most of his time on the couch, watching the angels and devils shooting some sort of halo puck over some sort of heaven ice.

Bring on the new season, baby!