Unfortunate things that Dave Has Actually Said, part 3429:

"Hey, I saw the new Fleet Foxes CD on sale at Starbuck's yesterday."

"Really? It's out?"

"Yup. I was gonna buy it for you for your birthday, but then I figured you'd probably buy it before then."

"It can't be out yet, though! Are you sure it was Fleet Foxes CD?"

"Pretty sure, Dave."

"...but it's not supposed to come out until May!"

(pause)

"Dave. We're halfway through May."

"Oh. Yeah. Right."