...but I'm just gonna say it.
I don't like Star Wars.
Now, I don't hate Star Wars or anything, but I am unable to really understand why everyone thinks it's so absolutely amazing. To me, it just seems like Muppets in Space, with overdone bad guys and awful hair cuts.
I mean, Yoda? What the hell, man? That guy is basically just Kermit the Frog, aged sixty years and suffering the aftereffects of a massive stroke.
I just don't get the love.