A New Law #5...

During the late autumn and winter months, individuals wearing shorts, skirts, dresses, sandals, or any other form of warm-weather clothing do not have the right to complain about being "cold".  They are allowed to stand still and shiver, but have no right to complain about just how cold they are.  Those that break this rule will be placed under house arrest until the first day of spring.

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