Tell your friends

So, while I have an interview scheduled for today, I've decided that work is tiring.  My goal?  Put a few ads on this blog, and charge people money to see it. 

But to do that, I need more people checking out this blog.  As in, less than twenty people on a regular basis does not a multi-million-dollar-blog make.  Unless I charge each of you fifty grand a year to keep reading. 

Somehow, I'm thinking I'd lose at least, like, half of my readership.  And since I'm one of those readers (and I can't afford the fifty grand), we're just gonna need to get more readers.

So, yeah.  Tell your friends.  Introduce them to the awesomeness that is my blog.  Indulge me, and feed my already massive ego. 

Edit:  For the record, I have no actual desire to place ads in this blog.  But yeah, tell your friends.  So I can charge you a fortune to read this blog, and live off the profits.  Ha ha. 

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As a complete sidenote, I've figured out a few nicknames for the Shlesbian's boyfriend.  And they're all non-sequitors that will make absolutely no sense here, since I haven't really described him in either pictures or words.  But, here goes:  "Autograph", "Ballcap", "Naked Lunch", and "Captain Hockey". 

Okay, so I only added the third one because I had been reading about Naked Lunch of wikipedia last night.  But I also kind of think it makes a great blog nickname. 

I'm gonna shut up now.