You're flying solo today.
That was it. I had already figured out I was on my lonesome, but I decided to shoot an e-mail back. My supervisor is a "typical guy" in a lot of ways, so I decided to respond in the form of a movie every male of a certain age has seen: Top Gun. My reply went a little bit like this:
What? Maverick's flying solo? What happened to Goose!? Talk to me Goose! Talk to me!
Y'see, Top Gun, while one of the dumbest movies ever made, is a movie that pretty much every guy has seen. When I was three or four, my mom had the Top Gun soundtrack, and I'd sing along to "highway to the danger zone". To this day, I still know the guitar licks to that main theme song. It's even been in a commercial or two.
Here's the thing, though. He had no idea what the hell I was talking about. He asked me about it later, and admitted he had never seen Top Gun. While he seems like a normal person, this is obviously a sign that he was raised in some sort of weird cult, with magic jello and matching running shoes.
The thing is, certain movies are part of our popular language. When I say to someone "I'm about to go Office Space on our printer", most people know that I want to beat said printer with a baseball bat. When I tell someone "It was a real Notebook moment, right there", everyone knows I'm saying it was a very sad time. And when I have my fingers in front of someone's face and say "These aren't the droids you're looking for", people know what I'm really saying is: "Holy shit, look at how much of a geek I am!".
Wait; HIGHWAY to the danger zone? I always thought it was I WENT TO the danger zone. Seriously, go listen to it.
ReplyDeleteStupid song lyrics.