I'm an Idiot.

Over the past year, I've become a bit of a tea addict.  I love tea, and my cupboards currently hold around a dozen different varieties.  Literally - a dozen.  It's pretty bad.  And, especially when it's cold out, I'm prone to pick up a cup or two from Starbuck's. 

Now, I'm far from a regular or anything, but if I had to hazard a guess, I'd say I go to starbuck's maybe three times a month, maybe?  You see, I'm a fan of the place because Chai Tea Mistos are friggin' amazing.

Sometimes, however, Starbucks is closed - which happens, if you're a nocturnal freak such as myself.  And that means picking up Chai tea from Tim Horton's... which is to Starbucks what The Special Olympics are to The Olympics. 

The worst part, though, besides the substandard tea, are the days when they have cinnamon donuts in stock.  Because, Cinnamon donuts are the most delicious thing known to man.  Seriously, they are like crack cocaine, and I have no idea why Timmy's decided to phase out that variety.  Now, I'm not complaining because they're delicious, mind you - I'm complaining because I'm diabetic, and lack the willpower to resist buying these little slices of heaven.

See, when something appears so infrequently, I feel the need to snap it up when it's available.  This is why I always buy Desert Sessions albums when I find them.  Or why I cringe whenever I find my Double Cutaway guitar "on sale" at the guitar store.  So, when I see my cinnamon donuts available, I grab them - even though I probably shouldn't be eating them.

The moral of the story?  I'm pretty sure there isn't one.  Except maybe that donuts are delicious... and that I'm an idiot.

1 comment:

  1. Enemy. You are an idiot, because the only good tea is iced tea. If you drink it hot you are a wuss.

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