It's a Blogoff!

Last night, during one of my frequent sleep-deprived haphazard wanderings over the internet trolling for obscure porn latenight explorations of the corners of the "world wide web", I discovered the most awful of sites.  It seems, dear reader(s), that there is someone else on blogspot who dares to lay claim to the "newt" moniker. 

This man - and I use the term lightly - has been ripping off this wonderful blog of mine since 2004.  Which is admittedly quite the accomplishment, considering my blog has only been in existence since August of last year.  Despite this faux "newt"'s astound prescience, however, he must be show who is the amphibious salamander, and who is merely a tadpole that resembles a black sperm with freaky legs

And so, I declared a "blogoff".  A competition of sorts, with the winner laying claim to the prize of all of Newtdom... and the loser having to suffer with the perpetual humiliation of being known as "Steve". 

And so it is.  While the terms of our little battle are still being hammered out (I'm sure our seconds will meet to arrange matters in a gentlemanly fashion), I think we can all agree that this will surely be the most noble of of competitions. 

...Provided I win.

Otherwise, that guy is a flat out cheater, yo.

Feel free to heap all sorts of derisive scorn upon he who seeks to challenge me.  Go forth, loyal reader(s), and do my bidding!

8 comments:

  1. No offence, but i actually LIKE the guy. But you're better. This is more of my kinda humor, rather dark and with just the right amounts of cynicism.

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  2. Oh it is on. Thanks for the complement Sangeeta. I am going to fin slap you so hard you will loose your ability to eat flys for weeks. Ribbit, Bitch!

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  3. This naughty redhead is firmly in Trinity's corner. I declare you the imposter sir! I would also really, really like to see you both swordfight in an abandoned steel foundry.

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  4. I think swordfighting in an abandoned foundry has been tabled for now, due to the lack of steel foundries available (curse you, economic revitalization!).

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  5. I was leaning more towards the lack of appropriate swords as the reason. I will now stop following that katana auction on ebay.

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  7. Can "Newts" *cough**cough*Tadpoles-with-hideous-legs*cough* do ANYTHING besides sitting on lotus pads all day?

    Good one, Trinity. Good one.

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  8. Well, the newt in my tank is busy swimming around my tank searching for edible bits of snail... so... um.... there?

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