It's a Blogoff!

Last night, during one of my frequent sleep-deprived haphazard wanderings over the internet trolling for obscure porn latenight explorations of the corners of the "world wide web", I discovered the most awful of sites.  It seems, dear reader(s), that there is someone else on blogspot who dares to lay claim to the "newt" moniker. 

This man - and I use the term lightly - has been ripping off this wonderful blog of mine since 2004.  Which is admittedly quite the accomplishment, considering my blog has only been in existence since August of last year.  Despite this faux "newt"'s astound prescience, however, he must be show who is the amphibious salamander, and who is merely a tadpole that resembles a black sperm with freaky legs

And so, I declared a "blogoff".  A competition of sorts, with the winner laying claim to the prize of all of Newtdom... and the loser having to suffer with the perpetual humiliation of being known as "Steve". 

And so it is.  While the terms of our little battle are still being hammered out (I'm sure our seconds will meet to arrange matters in a gentlemanly fashion), I think we can all agree that this will surely be the most noble of of competitions. 

...Provided I win.

Otherwise, that guy is a flat out cheater, yo.

Feel free to heap all sorts of derisive scorn upon he who seeks to challenge me.  Go forth, loyal reader(s), and do my bidding!