Diabetic Threesome (the Codependant's Anthem)

just you and me
and diabetes
in a diabetic threesome
just you and me
so glad to be
in a diabetic threesome with you

I'm so hungry
for some candy
you give to me and never ask for much
you save me from pain
like multigrain
flax seeds, yogurt, fruit and such
you are my sweet
you're my reese's piece
a tasty treat that makes blood sugars bound
you're my honey pie
and I'd surely die
were it not for your lovely mound

just you and me
and diabetes
in a diabetic threesome
I hastily
overeat
in a diabetic threesome with you

I'd trade my legs
for some mini eggs
that you could feed me while I rest
because it's hard
when you just eat lard
but honey, overeating's what I do best
what's a little gangrene
when you've got a queen
who'll feed you jolly ranchers while you crash?
I love my skittles
and can't feel my toes
But who needs my toes when I've got your ass?

just you, and me
and diabetes
in a diabetic threesome
I'd happily
lose my feet
for a diabetic threesome with you

my doctors say that I should cut back
they say I'm headed to a heart attack
they that you're slowly killing me
but I say, hey, they just don't like their sweets

I love you... you're my mountain dew
you're my jelly bean; my sweet candy queen
you're my fun yun, you're my only one
you're my pig's ear, my third musketeer
and I love you

just you and me
and diabetes
in a diabetic threesome
excitedly
binge on sweet candy
in this diabetic threesome with you