Dear Woman Calling CBC Radio 3....

When you are calling CBC Radio 3, and the hosts ask you a little bit about yourself, it's kind of stupid to start off your spiel by saying "Well, I'm Canadian" and then talking about your university - and telling the hosts where that university is.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret - "CBC" stands for "Canadian Broadcasting Company".  In other words, those guys are just as Canadian as you are, sweetcheeks.  Which is probably why you are able to listen to that radio station. 

Also, when they went "Ah..." after your little Canadian announcement, it wasn't because they were interested or thought it was strange.  It was out of pity, and the fact that they were fighting the urge to make fun of you.  To be honest, I'm amazed they were able to resist.

God knows I wasn't.