Star Wars Geekdom:

I enjoy messing with sci-fi fans. It's funny, because I'm a sci-fi fan... but I'm not hardcore about it. Others... not so much. And it's fun to get them riled up.

Seriously, if you're ever bored, tell a Star Wars fan that you don't like the show because "I don't like any show about Muppets". Then, sit back and watch the fireworks.

Last week, a gamer friend started talking about maybe buying his own Captain Kirk chair. I responded with this gem:

"That sounds cool, I guess, but I wouldn't want it - I'm not into Star Wars. Plus, I think Kevin Sorbo is kind of creepy looking."

Fun times, that.