So, my co-worker and I are sitting around, working our butts off, when one of us says something bone-ass stupid. Knowing how these things usually go, it was probably me, but I don't remember now. Anyways, we both giggled like morons, causing our supervisor to walk by and just shake his head.
Action!
SUPERVISOR: You guys are like overgrown kids, you know.
CO-WORKER: No. We're adults with a difficult job.
DAVE: Yeah. (typing away while speaking) We're the pinnacle of "adult" in all ways.
SUPERVISOR: Really? I don't believe you. Just a few hours ago, you were talking about video games, like you were eight years old.
CO-WORKER: Like kids? It was Call of Duty, and that is an adult game, and-
DAVE: Hey, check it out! This woman's last name is - get this - "Johnson".
CO-WORKER: Henh henh. "Johnson".
SUPERVISOR: Hunh?
DAVE: "Johnson" means "Penis"
CO-WORKER: (Giggles)
DAVE: Henh henh. "Miss Penis"
CO-WORKER: (Giggles louder)
DAVE: Henh henh Henh.
SUPERVISOR: I give up (Walks away)
DAVE: Ha. That was fun.
CO-WORKER: Yeah. It's fun messing with supervisors. You weren't really serious about that whole "Johnson" joke, were you?
DAVE: Nah. It's pretty immature, and-
CO-WORKER: Hey, check it out! This guy's last name is "Wang!"
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