a joke:

Ladies and gents, there are four kinds of female orgasms:

1. The Religious Orgasm:  Oh God!  Oh God!  Ohhhhh Gooooooood!
2. The Positive Orgasm:  Oh Yes!  Oh Yes!  Ohhhhhhh Yesss!
3. The Negative Orgasm:  Oh No!  Oh No!  Ohhhhhh Nooo!
4. The Fake Orgasm:  Oh Dave!  Oh Dave!  Ohhhhhh Daaaaave!

That is all.